I uh… I have zoro’s scars tattooed on my ankles.
AAAH I love these guys~~. Still one of the best OP skits (and there aren’t many!) If anyone’s interested in seeing the original skit, it’s up on youtube here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFlb7bcAqJo
or
overcame my laziness to get the lyrics. I guarantee these are accurate because I got them ages ago from sporkbot here, one of the cosplayers in the skit. I beta’d to fix some typos, so here you go.
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One, two, three sword style
Ex-Pirate-Hunter Zoro is goin’ wild!
I’m on a quest to be number-one!
I won’t stop until I know
that I’m second to none.
I gotta train hard to prove my place
I can’t lose face
I must make haste
With Luffy, and Usopp, and Chopper and Nami
And that stupid moron chef
with his eyebrow all curly
I fight with courage, in each hand - a sword
I won’t stop ‘til I find my reward.
Anything goes, I’m all out
When I duel them, you know that I rule them
Wadou Ichimonji is my life,
Sandai Kitetsu by my side.
Ol’ Yubashiri swinging free
Brings all my enemies to their knees
The evil cursed blade will have some fun
Slayin’ no-good pirates, one by one
I’m gonna train to be the best I can
Gonna be the world’s number-one swordsman
Move like the wind, you know they can’t defend
The blades move as one, before you know it I’m done
A stab the the left, a slash to the right
Make the swords parallel and upward slice
Attack on one, and sheath on two,
Better look sharp, I’m comin’ for you.
A dose of Tatsumaki cleans the slate,
The vicious Toragari you love to hate
Sanzen Sekai wins the game
(Roronoa Zoro, that’s my name)
Yaki Onigiri - I’m on fire
A bit of Ushibari takes me higher
I’ll beat that Mihawk, I know I can -
I’m gonna be the world’s number-one swordsman!
Wadou Ichimonji is my life,
Sandai Kitetsu by my side.
Ol’ Yubashiri swinging free
Brings all my enemies to their knees
The evil cursed blade will have some fun
Slayin’ no-good pirates, one by one
I’m gonna train to be the best I can
I’m gonna be the world’s number-one swordsman
I train all day
Find those evil pirates and I’ll make them pay
Victory comes with a satisfying snap
That was fun - time for a nap
So yeah, this was our skit way back in 2008 at KumoriCon.
For some added info, it was sung by a friend of mine, Ryan Lewis (no, not Macklemore’s Ryan Lewis) who is a local musician here in Portland. No way in hell can I sing. The lyrics were written by my friend Ed, who I have since completely fallen out of contact with, so I don’t know her tumblr.
Skit Cast:
Luffy: Amy
Zoro: Spork
Nami: Holly
Usopp: Ed
Sanji: Doro
Chopper: Reesie
![Sanji [x]
Zoro [x]
Photo [x]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/68d5b5b7f2ab8b3c060cea0748f1041f/tumblr_mmgyxt0SxJ1qde2yzo1_500.jpg)
Full pictures of our dope ass Animal Crossing Cosplay group! Let me attempt to link everyone.
Dora is LittleKaitlyn
Stiches is ofaolain383
Lobo is Fruit-Snack
Pelly is Sahara
Tom Nook is KawaiiKalark
KK Slider is my boyfriend (No Tumblr)
Blanca is me
Kapp’n is Zach
Tangy is Colleen
Celeste is Drypaint
Blathers is Sporkbot
Photos by Hazu!
Jake and Gramma.
Thanks for the cute pictures!
SakuraCon was fun! My girlfriend was Jade and I was Jake.
Unfortunately, I had some issues with a shitty pattern and couldn’t get the coat for this done in time. Soon!
Also, if I met you at SakuraCon, send me an ask reminding me who you are so we can be friends before I forget who you are oops
