April 2011
247 posts
March 2011
191 posts
I should just make a separate blog for this shit.
- spork: I took it to mean
- spork: you taste things that malik does
- spork: taste LIKE malik
- Kibs: hahahaha
- spork: the act of tasting something
- Kibs: idk what he tastes like in that sense
- spork: probably sweat
- spork: and
- spork: spice
- spork: a little
- spork: tiny bit
- spork: WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS
- Kibs: you just go ahead and think about that some more, manny
- spork: WHY WHY WHY
- spork: NO
- Kibs: don't let me stop you
- spork: SHUT
- spork: UP
Play
Only certain people will find this funny...
- spork: so, holly and I are laying on the couch
- spork: and I'm like "man I gotta loose all this fat I gained eating sweets over spring break"
- Kibs: : I
- spork:
- h: eat more protein.
- m: I am eating protein
- h: chicken, fish...
- m: I eat salmon. and hummus. that's protein!
- h: you're protein
- m: YOU'RE protein. I could eat you!
- h: I wouldn't taste good.
- m: ... oh god I was about to say something really ... funny. contextually
- h: what?
- m: no, you wouldn't get it
- h: tell me any way!
- m: okay... well. I was about to say "did you know that empedocles said that eating the flesh of animals was like unto cannibalism because we all started out as the same form?"
- h: oh. I don't know much about philosophy.
- Kibs: oh goddammit
- Kibs: hahahahahaha
- Kibs: manny just
- Kibs: goddammit.
- spork: IT WAS SOMETHING THAT I READ EARLIER TODAY SO IT WAS FRESH IN MY MIND
- Kibs: : |
- Kibs: you're gonna be spouting this shit off at SC and I'm just gonna be facepalming into my face okay
- spork: okay
10 seconds to prove you're not a Templar
READY SET GO!
- I’ve been contemplating getting a tattoo of the Assassin’s Creed in arabic.
You Gained yourself a stalker, TRONEXICTED
FUCK YEAH TRON
WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE PONY?
Hmmm. Either Rainbow Dash or Apple Jack. But I like all of them pretty well.
Play
ok i just have to write this down before i forget it
alright so i had dreams last night, most of which i don’t remember but THIS PART STUCK WITH ME so
okay i guess i was, like, in a house and spork and holly were there? maybe a few other people, i can’t remember
and we were apparently in a real life game of minecraft (???????????????)
and for SOME REASON, spork was really mad at holly and was accusing her of cheating on him or something? and like there was this big thing about it
and i told holly to look at a wall and right-click (??) and she did and a painting appeared
and i was like “IF YOU’RE NOT CHEATING, HOLLY, THEN WHERE DID THIS PAINTING COME FROM” and she was like “OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and she ran away crying
and the whole time holly was dressed as scout’s mom
that’s all i can remember ok i’m going to play pokemon now
- spork: gina doesn't like anything weh
- spork: 3:
- RUDE DOG USA (= ヮ=)೨: hissss
The woes of RP
- Kibs: I WANT TO BACKHAND ALTAIR RIGHT IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW
- spork: logic trap
- Kibs: no
- Kibs: you're just being an asshole
- spork: there's a difference?
- Kibs: yes
- spork: AND WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THIS ON ME KIBS
- Kibs: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE TYPING IT
- Kibs: and I can't make comments going "ghghghgghhh"
- spork: BUT I'M NOT ALTAÏR
- Kibs: ggghhghhg
Spork
you're a sporky spork
and a spork spork spork
and a spork spork spork
I fukken love that video.
Accuracy is key
Today I am practicing having 4 fingers on my left hand. Because if I practice before the con, I’ll be more convincing when I tape my finger up. And accuracy is key when you’re cosplaying. At least to me. Fuck, I could write an essay about this.
aww spork i miss talking to you!
Gordon is saying hi!
I miss talking to you too! I’m sorry. I’ve been on a day-schedule lately, so we haven’t been on much at the same time. And most of the time when I’m on the computer, I’m working on commissions or looking for work or studying random shit.
I MISS YOU KIDDO. Give Gordon all the tummy rubs in the world.
Real life pt ???
Kibs is making a map.
I am studying greek philosophy.
Awesome.
do you like fish and chips serve with jam?
Never had it, and never heard of such a thing.
What's your natural hair color?
blond.
SPORK, STOP BEING SO AWESOME. YOU'RE DEPLETING THE STRATEGIC RESERVES OF AWESOME ON THE INTERNETS. THINK OF THE FUTURE, OUR CHILDREN, AND THE OTHER SCHMUCKS ON TUMBLR!
I’M SORRY I’M SORRY IT’S A BIRTH DEFECT I’LL STOP