I uh… I have zoro’s scars tattooed on my ankles.
AAAH I love these guys~~. Still one of the best OP skits (and there aren’t many!) If anyone’s interested in seeing the original skit, it’s up on youtube here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFlb7bcAqJo
or
overcame my laziness to get the lyrics. I guarantee these are accurate because I got them ages ago from sporkbot here, one of the cosplayers in the skit. I beta’d to fix some typos, so here you go.
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One, two, three sword style
Ex-Pirate-Hunter Zoro is goin’ wild!
I’m on a quest to be number-one!
I won’t stop until I know
that I’m second to none.
I gotta train hard to prove my place
I can’t lose face
I must make haste
With Luffy, and Usopp, and Chopper and Nami
And that stupid moron chef
with his eyebrow all curly
I fight with courage, in each hand - a sword
I won’t stop ‘til I find my reward.
Anything goes, I’m all out
When I duel them, you know that I rule them
Wadou Ichimonji is my life,
Sandai Kitetsu by my side.
Ol’ Yubashiri swinging free
Brings all my enemies to their knees
The evil cursed blade will have some fun
Slayin’ no-good pirates, one by one
I’m gonna train to be the best I can
Gonna be the world’s number-one swordsman
Move like the wind, you know they can’t defend
The blades move as one, before you know it I’m done
A stab the the left, a slash to the right
Make the swords parallel and upward slice
Attack on one, and sheath on two,
Better look sharp, I’m comin’ for you.
A dose of Tatsumaki cleans the slate,
The vicious Toragari you love to hate
Sanzen Sekai wins the game
(Roronoa Zoro, that’s my name)
Yaki Onigiri - I’m on fire
A bit of Ushibari takes me higher
I’ll beat that Mihawk, I know I can -
I’m gonna be the world’s number-one swordsman!
Wadou Ichimonji is my life,
Sandai Kitetsu by my side.
Ol’ Yubashiri swinging free
Brings all my enemies to their knees
The evil cursed blade will have some fun
Slayin’ no-good pirates, one by one
I’m gonna train to be the best I can
I’m gonna be the world’s number-one swordsman
I train all day
Find those evil pirates and I’ll make them pay
Victory comes with a satisfying snap
That was fun - time for a nap
So yeah, this was our skit way back in 2008 at KumoriCon.
For some added info, it was sung by a friend of mine, Ryan Lewis (no, not Macklemore’s Ryan Lewis) who is a local musician here in Portland. No way in hell can I sing. The lyrics were written by my friend Ed, who I have since completely fallen out of contact with, so I don’t know her tumblr.
Skit Cast:
Luffy: Amy
Zoro: Spork
Nami: Holly
Usopp: Ed
Sanji: Doro
Chopper: Reesie
psdo:
Objectification and…Men?
by Jimquisition
For any guy that responds to women’s objectification in any media (yes, this video pertains to video games specifically, but it still applies to all other forms of media.) with “well men are objectified too!”, sit the fuck down and watch.Yes good.
I am starting to kinda love this guy lol
this is pretty much all that has to be or needs to be said on the matter, watch it and arm yourself for the next time some fucks try to invalidate what you say because they themselves haven’t experienced it
watch this, yo
Took some time for myself last night and drew on the computer for the first time in over two months.
Data and Spot, Catbug, Sophia from Golden Girls as a Klurf.
All this work has really killed my creativity…
Wonder Northwest
Hey all.
Just a reminder that Wonder Northwest is just around the corner. It’s a conglomeration of pop-culture, anime/manga, comics, video games and the like. Cosplay is welcome, but not required. It is in Portland, just off the MAX line. Badges are cheap- help support a local con!
More information here: http://www.wondernorthwest.com/
Would anyone be interested in doing a Portlandstuck gathering at WNW? Potlucks are a little hard to do, but if you have an idea, feel free to suggest it. It will probably be a one-day only thing, however.
Grae
![Sanji [x]
Zoro [x]
Photo [x]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/68d5b5b7f2ab8b3c060cea0748f1041f/tumblr_mmgyxt0SxJ1qde2yzo1_500.jpg)
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Hey guys. Apologies for the very long post, but I feel as if this needs to be said.
I’m sure everyone remembers that really awesome, amazingly well made Jake English cosplay that was circulating around for a while? Their url is whatevachild.
These are some of the answered asks on their page. I noticed that some people were receiving really rude answers, and I felt as if I should say something. This cosplayer believes that if you aren’t perfect, then you’re a shitty cosplayer.
The very last two pictures are the responses I received to my asks to them. I honestly respected them as a cosplayer, and strived to make my cosplays as well as them one day. Now, I know I’m no professional, and I’m not some type of cosplay god, but I put a LOT of work into my cosplays. I spend a lot of money and time on them….but APPARENTLY, I will never be able to be as good as this person. I simply tried to be polite and let them know that maybe they should be a little less rude towards maybe not-so-amazing cosplayers, and this was the answer I got.
My point is, you can be an amazing cosplayer, and you can have your opinions, but there’s no need to make other people feel like shit because of a damn hobby. Feel free to take cosplay as seriously as you wish, but once you become a prick towards other people because their cosplay doesn’t live up to your own expectations, you become a pretty awful cosplayer.
This person is a prime example of how NOT to act.
